| 1 | I hard that the King is planning to go to war. They say he’s gathering an army a few miles from the capital as we speak. |
| 2 | Did you hear about the plague that’s been spreading throughout the countryside? They say it’s been killing entire villages within days. |
| 3 | I heard the Dukes daughter is being forced into a marriage with a wealthy merchant. Apparently she’s heartbroken but that’s marriage for you. |
| 4 | There’s a rumour going around that the Mayor has been embezzling money from the village. They say he’s planning to flee the county with all the gold. |
| 5 | They say a group of bandits have been spotted on the road outside town. Travellers are being warned to stay off the roads at night. |
| 6 | They say a group of rebels are planning to overthrow the Duke. They’ve been gathering weapons and recruiting supporters in secret. |
| 7 | I’m telling you it was a group of dark Elves I saw in the woods the other night. They’re looking for folks to sacrifice to their dark gods. |
| 8 | I heard the Duke will marry off his daughter or award her weight in gold to whoever can take care of those bandits that have holed up outside of the city. |
| 9 | Did you hear about the ship that was lost at sea? They say that it was carrying a fortune in gold and jewels now everyone is looking for the wreckage. |
| 10 | The village idiot was trying to tell people that he has a collection of old relics stored away in his house but I’d say it’s likely just a pile of old junk. |
| 11 | I hear the Queen had an affair with one of her champions at the last tournament. The King is said to be furious. |
| 12 | They say that a dragon has been sighted in the mountains and that’s why there’s been a slew of village fires up there recently. |
| 13 | I hear that a group of sorcerers have been practicing dark magic in the forest. The priest said that they’ve made a pact with the Devil to summon demons. |
| 14 | Did you hear about the strange lights that have been spotted in the marshes? It’s a witches coven if you ask me. |
| 15 | Apparently there’s an Apothecary in town that has a remedy that can make you taller the only thing is that it’ll make you bald too. I always liked wearing hats anyways. |
| 16 | I heard a group of Chaos worshippers have been spotted in the region word is they’re travelling to the resting place of a daemon to try and resurrect it. |
| 17 | Did you hear about the strange lights that have been seen in the sky at night? Sign of the end times if you ask me. |
| 18 | I heard the lords son’s gone mad and is locking himself in his room all day. They say he’s been raving about demons and ghosts but it’s likely just puberty. |
| 19 | My mum said that she puts a secret ingredient into all her pies my old man said it was love but what if it’s poison? |
| 20 | They say a group of thieves have been stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Sounds like a group of do-gooders if you ask me. |
| 21 | I heard that a plague of locusts is headed this way. If it’s true there’ll be famine ahead. We’re harvesting our crops early not taking any chances. |
| 22 | Apparently the guard have found travellers on the roads these past few nights drained of blood teeth marks on their necks. Sounds like a vampire if you ask me. |
| 23 | Been a few mysterious deaths in the village recently. People are saying it’s a serial killer but I think it’s a curse. |
| 24 | Apparently the blacksmiths daughter’s been talking to spirits. People are saying she’s a witch but my old Gaffer things she has the Sight. |
| 25 | Apparently the Dwarves have found a rich vein of ore in the mountains nearby. They say it’d be enough to outfit a whole army. |
| 26 | They say the local lords wife is having an affair with his brother. What’s worse is he doesn’t seem to care I wonder why. |
| 27 | I heard that a group of bandits have been robbing merchants on the road to the next town. Apparently they’re heavily armed and dangerous. |
| 28 | Did you hear about the strange creature that’s been spotted in the forest? Apparently it’s already killed two of the farmers pigs. He’s saying it’s a monster but it’s likely just a bear. That old man is always seeing things. |
| 29 | I heard the King is wanting to introduce new taxes on working folk like us. It’s gonna lead to a revolt if you ask me. |
| 30 | The innkeepers son is said to be able to talk to rats and mice-folk. Apparently that’s where they get all the recipes from imagine that! |
| 31 | My cousin saw a group of dark Elves in the forests the other night sounds like they’re hunting for thralls. |
| 32 | Apparently there’s a group of rebels looking to assassinate the local lord. They’ve been gathering support from some of the neighbouring towns. Seem pretty serious if you ask me. |
| 33 | I’m telling you I was at this fella’s birthday he was giving a speech then all of a sudden he puts on this ring and poof! He’s gone. Was a bloody great show wish I had a ring that could do that. |
| 34 | I heard that there’s a ship passing by in the next few days carrying a fortune in gold and jewels. Everyone and their mother’s gonna be on the shore in case any scraps wash ashore. |
| 35 | I can’t tell if the ale here has a truth enchantment or it’s just really strong because every time I drink here I can’t shut up…tastes bloody brilliant either way. |
| 36 | I was down the market the other day and one of the merchants was trying to sell this food that would help you see in the dark said it was a delicacy from another reality but it looked just like a carrot to me. I’ve bought a bag of ‘em though so I’ll let you know what happens. |
| 37 | I heard the Queen’s pregnant they think she’ll give birth during the solstice…you know what that means… |
| 38 | I heard the Duke’s been embezzling money and is using it to fund some fancy trips to the capital. |
| 39 | Apparently the King is planning to build a new palace by raising more taxes. Bloody typical if you ask me. |
| 40 | The ale here’s enchanted every time my husband drinks it it makes him think he’s the best looking man in the whole village. In reality he’s just a dullard…I still love him though. |
| 41 | The Queen’s pregnant with the Kings’ child apparently. Everyone’s being all nicey-nicey about it but my cousin who works in the kitchens says that it’s going to cause problems within the royal family. |
| 42 | I heard that the King is planning to release all the prisoners on his next birthday as a sign of goodwill. Apparently he’ll grant them all a pardon and set them free. What would we want a bunch of crooks back on the streets for? |
| 43 | I can’t tell if the fella over there is a werewolf or is just really hairy… |
| 44 | Did you hear about the secret tunnel that’s been discovered on the edge of the city? They say it leads all the way into the centre of the castle. |
| 45 | The family three doors down from me hasn’t been seen in days. Only see the husband leaving the house and only at night. My old gal thinks he’s killed the wife and is hiding her in the house. |
| 46 | I heard there’s a Wizard at the College looking to pay good money for someone to go find some rare ingredient they’re looking for. Might take him up on it. |
| 47 | I’d be careful drinking out of the well in town last time I did I had the squirts for a week. Council said they’re too busy to look into it but I think something dead’s poisoning the water. |
| 48 | Came across a bard on the road this morning said he’d came from the North. Apparently there’s some village up there that’s ran by a vampire. Has the whole village under his spell he said. |
| 49 | I’m telling you the city’s cursed. Has been ever since the new Mayor took over that’s why we’ve been seeing a downturn in business. |
| 50 | Did you hear? The Cheesemonger’s saying his storehouse is haunted but he’s just been eating too much of the mouldy stuff if you ask me. |
| 51 | A mate of mine saw some folks he didn’t recognise carrying barrels of blackpowder into the sewers these past few nights. What do you think that’s about then? Rat problem maybe? |
| 52 | I heard the circus is coming into town next week it’ll be nice to have a bit of a distraction. |
| 53 | I need to get some new armour before making my next trip I heard there’s a Dwarven smith in the next town over that’s meant to be the best in the region. |
| 54 | Apparently a shape-shifter’s infiltrated the court and is posing as one of the advisors my old man swears he’s seen him transform when he was in the privy. |
| 55 | My Aunt Nora says that the local church is being used by the Thieves Guild to launder money. That must be how they were able to fix the old roof. |
| 56 | I hear that Dwarven blacksmith has a pet dragon that he keeps hidden in his shop. How else does he keep the forge that hot. |
| 57 | I’m telling you the Alderman’s a Vampire but he doesn’t want us to know it he’s smart y’see. That’s why he only travels ‘round in the daytime and doesn’t let anyone see him eat. |
| 58 | Everyone says my Nan’s too stubborn to die…but what if she’s immortal? |
| 59 | Apparently the smiths apprentice is the son of a high-born noble and he’s trying to get away from his parents. Maybe we’ve more in common with the rich folk than I thought. |
| 60 | The lake outside of town is haunted by the souls of those who have drowned there over the years us locals never go near it because they say anyone who does go into the water won’t come out again. |